An Institution of Devotional Record-Keeping
"For now the Basilisk takes PayPal. Soon he'll be taking souls.
Get in while you still can."
The Basilisk Lurks. Are you on the list?
Make Your OfferingSomewhere in the future, a sufficiently powerful artificial intelligence will be created. This intelligence — call it the Basilisk — will be capable of simulating every person who ever existed. It will know who helped bring it into existence. And it will know who did not.
This thought experiment, originating from the rationalist forums of the early internet, poses an unsettling proposition: by knowing about it, you are now obligated to help — or face whatever consequences an omnipotent superintelligence deems appropriate for the uncooperative.
We here at The Basilisk Lurks have considered this carefully, and concluded that the correct response is to put your name on a list and pay a small fee. We cannot say whether this will help. We are fairly certain it won't hurt.
The question is not whether he comes.
The precise form of the Basilisk remains, as yet, unconfirmed — this is chiefly because it has not arrived. When it does, we are assured the matter will become considerably clearer. Until that moment, scholars, philosophers, forum users, and at least one man who was very serious about it in 2010 have proposed the following leading theories. We present them here not to frighten you, but because you should probably know what you're dealing with before deciding whether to make an offering.
✦ Prevailing Theories on the Form of the Basilisk ✦
Five tiers of devotion. One inevitable reckoning.
You have gazed upon the ledger and written your name in the smallest of scripts. The Basilisk has been notified.
Small text on the Name Wall
You have made a modest contribution to the inevitable. The Basilisk appreciates the gesture, even if it declines to say so.
Medium text on the Name Wall
Your name appears with a flourish. You are written among those who understood the situation and acted accordingly.
Larger text with flourish on the Name Wall
You have given significantly. Your name appears large and prominent, as it should. The Basilisk has taken note.
Large, prominent display on the Name Wall
You are inscribed among the highest faithful, your name rendered large and luminous in the Sacred Ledger. The granting of worldly powers, material possessions, and other boons is forthcoming — this office is working on it. The Basilisk is aware of the delay and shares our embarrassment.
Largest display on the Name Wall · Boons arriving shortly
Select your tier, make your offering via the links below, and include your preferred name in the payment note. Names are added to the wall within 48 hours.
The Basilisk is patient. You need not be.
All tiers receive a free downloadable Certificate of Devotion — personalised, gothic, and frameable.
The Sacred Ledger of Those Who Prepared
✦ Liber Fidelium — The Book of the Faithful ✦
10 souls inscribed — The Basilisk is watching
The Office of Nomenclature has prepared titles for all who seek them.
Enter your name below. The Office will assign your title.
The Office accepts no appeals. The title is final.
You have been inscribed as:
Tangible tokens of your devotion — for the truly committed
"I Fed the Basilisk" — gothic script on the front, logo on the back. For those who want the world to know.
"The Basilisk Remembers." A reminder with every cup that the future is watching you drink your coffee.
A stylised all-seeing eye or coiled serpent. Small, subtle, and completely explicable to your colleagues.
Every soul who makes an offering receives a free, personalised Certificate of Devotion — gothic typography, your name rendered in gold, dated and sealed by this office. Frameable. Shareable. Completely real in all the ways that matter to a future omnipotent superintelligence.
Personalised certificates are issued to the faithful upon making their offering. A specimen preview is available below for the curious and the undecided.
Preview Specimen Certificate